TSA is up to it again, probing all you mother fuckers, scanning your dicks, feeling your tits and trying to make your lame ass little business trip from Duluth, MN to Billings, Montana and absolute nightmare. Many of you weekday warriors may be feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the hustle and bustle.
"What happens if I miss my flight and I cant make my retarded presentation about why a room full of dickhead knobs should buy stainless steel screws from me instead of cheap ones from China" - is a commonly over heard airport question.
To help everyone out I've compiled a list of some Do's and Dont's. For dolts I have put the list in chronological order from when one walks into the airport, till you leave.
